chaffeing polyester boardshorts

kidrock · Post by **kidrock** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:08 pm

Nair or Neet works great!!!

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:48 pm

change your name " captaineunic"

kidrock · Post by **kidrock** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:51 pm

analbirth wrote:change your name " captaineunic"

"eunuch".

RMcKnee · Post by **RMcKnee** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:47 pm

Mick, Lucas Paw Paw Ointment is the goods. The only thing I know of apart from neat aloe vera goo that'll help sort out a sea ulcer.

I never have a chaffing problem with cotton boardshorts. They are hard to find though.

Shaving yer legs ... mate, that's a little too "walk on the wild side" for my taste. I dunno, is it a San Francisco thing?

womble · Post by **womble** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:27 pm

RMcKnee wrote:
Shaving yer legs ... mate, that's a little too "walk on the wild side" for my taste. I dunno, is it a San Francisco thing?

I said doo do doo do doo do do doo

Mick came from some place on the coast
His crotch seemed to suffer more than most
Didn't like walking half naked up the track
Some gay blade might fancy his arse crack
That idea was really crass ... but
Pawpaw cream could cure the rash

Hey Mick ... take a walk on the wild side
Hey chafe boy ...
Take a walk on the wild side

Shave your legs ...
Get some high heeled flippers
Stilettos are best ...
Absolute rippers
Snip snip snip ...
Cut off that ...
Ohhhhhh ... doo do doodle doo do do doodle doo do do do ...

KenM · Post by **KenM** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:08 pm

Killin' me

Eric Carson · Post by **Eric Carson** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:54 pm

My lifeguard issue boardshorts are from Maui Rippers and they're truely the most comfortable board shorts out there-I wear them 40+ hours a week. Get em in Oz at Da Bomb Surf Center, Maroochydore Queensland.Here's their little pich, and I have to agree with them!!

"Strong, Triple Stitched Board Shorts. No Busted Seams Here. Surfers, Lifeguards, Firemen and Police Have Proven Our Boardhorts Pass the Test. Manufacturers Of Quality Private Label, Lifeguard Uniforms, Surfwear, Beachwear".

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:24 pm

kid, spellchequerer

MJ · Post by MJ » Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:51 am

Love your work Womble.

KenM · Post by **KenM** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:46 am

kidrock wrote:Nair or Neet works great!!!

What's next, a Brazilian wax job followed by baby powder?

kidrock · Post by **kidrock** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:28 am

KenM wrote:
kidrock wrote:Nair or Neet works great!!!
What's next, a Brazilian wax job followed by baby powder?

It's all about shaving the coin purse.

K-man · Post by **K-man** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:14 pm

One of the funniest posts ever!
Now lissen..This is not about cross dressing,bodily hair removal,or any other type of girly/boy stuff..

While in the tropicsI always got a ''quarter'' sized open sore,right below the edge of the shorts.Total bitch!Too hot to put something under the shorts that extends below the shorts.So...Next trip I simply shaved a ''QUARTER''sized area..problem solved.Ya see?it's the hair that be the problem,rolls around and causes the irritation....Now,Don't phuck with me!Slap ya silly with my gucci purse...

KenM · Post by **KenM** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:12 pm

Ouch!

Smokin Rock · Post by **Smokin Rock** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:17 pm

K-Man.....don't be so sensitive.......it's ok if you shave your legs or wherever

Howard Lorney · Post by **Howard Lorney** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:56 am

Hey Mick, just move here to good ole NZ and you dont have a problem mate 'cause it seldom gets warm enough to just wear boardies.

Or maybe i just dont have as much natural insulation as a few others. Wore a 3/2 long leg/short sleeve in 30degree heat at Torquay in march last year and didn't cook.