2006 Predictions , lets hear yours

Bintang Bob · Post by **Bintang Bob** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:14 am

I'm going to paddle out and take off on a triple over head wave...... yeah right

Mike Fernandez · Post by **Mike Fernandez** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:40 pm

This is not a prediction, but I hope to paddle out and meet Paris Hilton while surfing, then party with her afterwards, hehehe

MWROBERTSON · Post by **MWROBERTSON** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:58 pm

I will surf River Jetties 300 times in 2006 an I will see Wayne, Tom, Chuck, Danny & Ler 299 of them.

Smokin Rock · Post by **Smokin Rock** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:46 pm

my new years predictions.

1. i will get older, fatter, slower yet still live in a fantasy world where i perceive myself as young, svelt and fast as lightning.
2. Jeff Fujimoto will reveal that his many dealings with plastic surgeons are not all surf-injury related.

3. Coldsalt will pinch a loaf in the wrong part of someones toilet and find it hugely funny.
4. Waka will finally explain the "fists in the air" club thing.
5. Red will move to a remote island in the pacific where the women are especially big-boned. he will live a hedonistic bohemian lifestyle as a rug surfer and Tongan love slave.
6. Bud will shape me another killer board.

7. Baden wins at world titles 06
8. gas prices will rise.
9. Bee will wax sarcastic.

10. Don will continue to do all the work to keep this site up and running. thanks Don!

K-man · Post by **K-man** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:09 pm

The donald[trump]AOL-time warner-disney world-Bill gates,jeraldo rivera[jerry rivers], pat robertson and a host of others will see the dollars spent by The youth of america on the lifestyle of surfing.Will spend trillions on wave pools across this great land of ours.Every city will be available for instant wave gratification.No more sand,wetsuits,salt water,stinging,biting nasty critters,or water quality concerns.A whole new lifestyle will ursurp what we now know as surfing.....
Would make for more room at any given break

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:30 pm

I predict that in 2006 people world-wide will heed my call to rise up and work again no more. I don't know about you but I'm tired and I need a year off of anything resembling work. Let us be idle. Let us take to heart the words of German philosopher Gotthold Ephraim Lessing: "Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy." Yes, our commitment to leisure is essential to our spiritual and social well-being, and our enlightened state includes a strict regimen of sleeping, surfing and getting drunk. Or as Aristotle observed, "The first principle of all action, is leisure." Cicero seemed to agree, "Repose is an essential condition of happiness." Horace asked, "Why do we strive so hard in our brief lives for great possessions?" Why indeed. One need only look to the Industrial Revolution to see how to turn a population of strong-willed, independent,heavy-drinking, party- oriented, riot-loving, life-loving population of Englishmen into a docile, diciplined, greatful workforce.
Karl Marx's son in law, Paul Lafargue was idling in a relatively luxurious political prison when he argued that the Old Testament God "gave his worshipers the supreme example of ideal laziness; after six days of work, he rests for all eternity." Lafargue believed if each person pitched in for three hours a day, between naps and "juicy beefsteaks" in his utopian "regime of idleness" the world could produce everything it required- and more.
So won't you join me and be part of my regime ? If your not with me, your with the enemy. And the enemy is work.
mmmm. juicy beefsteaks.

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:33 pm

I predict that in 2006 people world-wide will heed my call to rise up and work again no more. I don't know about you but I'm tired and I need a year off of anything resembling work. Let us be idle. Let us take to heart the words of German philosopher Gotthold Ephraim Lessing: "Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy." Yes, our commitment to leisure is essential to our spiritual and social well-being, and our enlightened state includes a strict regimen of sleeping, surfing and getting drunk. Or as Aristotle observed, "The first principle of all action, is leisure." Cicero seemed to agree, "Repose is an essential condition of happiness." Horace asked, "Why do we strive so hard in our brief lives for great possessions?" Why indeed. One need only look to the Industrial Revolution to see how to turn a population of strong-willed, independent,heavy-drinking, party- oriented, riot-loving, life-loving population of Englishmen into a docile, diciplined, greatful workforce.
Karl Marx's son in law, Paul Lafargue was idling in a relatively luxurious political prison when he argued that the Old Testament God "gave his worshipers the supreme example of ideal laziness; after six days of work, he rests for all eternity." Lafargue believed if each person pitched in for three hours a day, between naps and "juicy beefsteaks" in his utopian "regime of idleness" the world could produce everything it required- and more.
So won't you join me and be part of my regime ? If your not with me, your with the enemy. And the enemy is work.
mmmm. juicy beefsteaks.

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:40 pm

So sorry.

Taking up valuable space.

K-man · Post by **K-man** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:38 pm

Taking up valuable space?.....Hell no,!!!that needed to be said twice

fooj · Post by **fooj** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:36 am

1. Summer of 2006 will be the flattest on record. Beating 2002,2003,2004, and 2005.

2. Some kneeboarding madman will tow into a GIANT wave somewhere, with photos to prove.

3. Mike Kennedy (SMOKING ROCK) will add to his already abundant adipose tissue, but for some strange reason his reflexes will improve. This will result in even more people asking: Did you see that fat guy ripping?

4. There will actually be a Hawaiian kneeboarding gathering NOT during the winter. The participants can actually enjoy each others company without having the FEAR that comes with February in Hawaii.

5. The Worlds will be a huge hit, making clueless footboarders hate us even more and clued-in ones grow fonder.

ross · Post by **ross** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:05 pm

hey Jerry
after a year of working and being in and out of hospital with my shitty hearing aid that didn't end up working
mate i'm sort of on your program

.1 month off from christmas day.
just hanging around on the east coast.(pumping on christmas day near flat since

)

three weeks in tahiti this april

and three months off from october for a visit to Santa Cruz for the gathering.with a couple of stop overs in Hawaii and Mexico for good measure.i dont even care if i cant qualify for the contest i'm comin anyway

after reading your post i got thinking about it and i reckon i've been out of school for 14 years and i have probably worked just over nine of those years

if sloth is a sin then i'm fu#ked

.
bring on 2006

kneecaps · Post by **kneecaps** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:13 pm

My prediction for 2006...
- I will get my Blast!

ross · Post by **ross** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:54 pm

hey kneecaps,
i know what your saying mate,i guess i'm fortunate that i'm self employed so i have alittle bit more control over when i do and dont work.
i guess i'm at that age where i'm begining to aquire things and these things(houses cars and other bullshit) have the potential to own me.
at this point i haven't bitten off more than i can chew but its a fine line we tread.
i just gotta keep the greed monster in check

besides that i was working 7 days a week for 6 weeks leading to christmas to keep all the freaks who want their four week building projects finished for christmas so that their friends can come and be envious

and i'll probably do similar hours leading up to my trips away.
so in a way my percieved freedom is paid for in other ways

and i'm lucky to be able to do it

KAVA · Post by **KAVA** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:38 am

1. the cost of housing in southern california will plummet after (see #2 and 3).
2. A major earth quake will finally hit the newport/inglewood fault at 7.2 on the ricter scale.
3. The USA will go into a deep recession (as predicted also by msmoney and countless others).
4. I will marry the woman of my dreams and move down south (NZ).
5. The USA will annex Baja California and declare it the worlds largest National Park.
6 Congress Will enact a law allowing oil drilling in Alaskan wilderness and National Parks (see #5)
7. China and Russia will compete to be the top supplier of the worlds surf blank industry.
8. hillary clinton and connie "Condoleezza" rice will announce their intent to run for president.
9. A sunami will hit the west coast, no one will panic as it will only be 5" high.
10. last years red tide in socal has proven to actually clean the water. It is now safe to surf the river mouths durring rainfall

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