Ferndawg!
How I would love the KSUSA to buy you that entire kit... including the mirrored goggles.
Dude, you'd be a LEGEND. A kneeboarding comic book hero.
"SUPER SPANIARD and THE PIER of DOOM"
Huntington would never be the same.
Come to think of it, I have $40 to donate right now.. who's with me?!
24 more kneelos put in $40 and this dream can become a reality.