3 parts would be better,
that way the crease is a way from your knees
but would have the flexability of a two week dead dog
and probably ride like one
last time I rode a dead dog was ... let's see, in the summer of 78, it was a border colley if I remember, a yellow and tan one, with big floppy ears and a sort of half moustache where the Mongolid vet had squeezed too hard with the forceps (he had to use barbecue tongs because they were the only sterile intruments lying around the junk yard we used to call 'home') during the ceasarian.
We were so poor we had to pay him (the vet - his name was
Harry Turdwood) in small packets of dust that we scooped off the ground and put in the second hand Coles supermarket plastic bags that we'd caught the winter before blowing in the desert wind, trying to make their way across the desolate Cooper's Plains, where they'd been heading for a lifetime of carefree plastic bagginess on some distant sunlit mediteranean beach....
In fact, we were so poor it never ocured to any of us to cut our kneeboards in half and sell the resulting foam dust to the rich old witch who lived across the road and used to give us a facial rash from her whiskers when she hugged us to see if we had put any flesh on our thin skeletal hides...
2 part boards?
Good idea for apartment dwellers
Not interested in a hundred reasons ....shouldn't.Only interested in the ingenuity of can it be done.
