South East QLD and Northern N.S.W Cripple Stick Enthusiasts

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:50 pm

So...errr...what was the question again.....huh !!!!

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:52 pm

Was there a question in there somewhere ????? who, what, where.....
pass the rum over will ya AB maybe that'll help...

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:02 pm

russ, check the previous page, it's there, you just have to insert a babel fish in your ear to decipher it. To boil it down..... time for a gathering, who's in??

lacklustre response i must say bruce, me thinks we must be on the nose either that or they're craaping their pants or intimidated to shite to surf with the raining QLD champ

RMcKnee · Post by **RMcKnee** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:08 am

Bruce? Don't start that please Mr Birth, you'll only confuse everyone even more.

Now that I've broken the deafening silence, where and when? I'm thinking Kingie on a Sunday early, or is the plan to make a day of it and include spouses, offspring, dogs and horses? I'll be there if humanly possible, but if The Champ brings his monkey, all bets are off.

womble · Post by **womble** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:11 pm

I is with a heavy heart that this message is delivered.
Death has thrown its ever-present shroud once again ... fortunately it only managed to kill a very young idea this time.
The idea was as pure as the driven snow ... virginal ... unadulterated by other thoughts ... somewhat dreamy and not fully formed ... yet it stood tall and defiant until the very end.

Rest in peace ... oh starry eyed vision of the surf trip ... Old Crazy has to sit this one out ... its seemed like his ship had finally come in ... but he was at the airport getting a full bodied cavity search at the time ... no arrest for the wicked ... but a rather pleasant half an hour or so spent with two members of the constabulary and a rather large woman whom answers to the name of Gertrude ... and has a penchant for rubber cloves and the nether regions of unwashed hippies.

OK ... the idea is dead ... at least for this little black duck ... dead as a door nail ... dead and buried ... the wake is over ... the last will and testament has been read ... the disposable gloves are in the sanitary bin en route to the incinerator ... life moves on.

On a brighter not ... its my pleasure to inform you that AB didn't turn the 3 into an 8 ... was far from slow rough and expensive ... more quick tidy and rather excellent value for money ... pipping good aye wot.

The new lights are in ... unfortunately we can now see the food and the results of Old Crazies haphazard washing up technique ... every silver lining has a cloud.

The powerpoint has been installed ... the stereograph shifted to its new position ... creating more room near the television set ... thus facilitating the need to purchase a larger one ... which in turn has created the need for unprecedented capital expenditure ... not to mention the physiological trauma of the constant spouse driven henpecking until we reach the final outcome of mission accomplished ... and mission accomplished can leave a rather bad taste in one mouth when uttered prematurely ... or even a foot in there ... or a flying shoe as duly noted ... ducked ... quacked ... and verified by george by george.

When the washing lady ... aka the surfing duck ... is on a mission created by her latest obsession ... no one is safe ... forget about shock and awe ... this is the real deal ... someone could get hurt ... Old Crazy goes awol at the first signs of danger ... the rest end up as canon fodder and prisoners of the war ... in the war on terracotta and a new broom sweeps.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:43 pm

at last a response, all but a lonely one, but never mind it looks like a merry band of 3, not quite enough to get arrested in joh's old twilight state and barely enough to make one peak a crowd. Sooooo there is a small swell afoot.... er aknee down in mexico with the chance of an increase in swelling above and below the knee over the 2 day's straddling the end and beginning of the week's presently being enjoyed by all, sooooo how about we stop farking about on these electronic shitpiles and go surfing on some h2o covered sandpiles this sunday

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:51 am

the complete lack of enthusiasm for this is.....................

where was i oh yeah.................

change of topic, i finally made a decision, crawled out of the ceiling space and sent me money into the ether. Anyone from up here heading down to PI in march??? need someone to split costs hire car, accommodation n shitt ???

Not that i'm expecting a response.................

Seems like an extended malaise has settled on the s.e.q.a.n.n.s.w.c.s.e. crew

could be a result of the extended period of shitt surf.................

womble · Post by **womble** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:29 am

Old Crazy has been hastily dispatched to light fires and put them out ... this jet-setting lifestyle is more skittles than beer ... flying is for bird ... flying high is a movie ... a movie unlikely to be viewed on the inflight cinema ... unfortunately ... and the food should be charged with fraud ... impersonating masticatable material.
Old Crazy wants to go PI PI ... his people will contact your people in the near future ... contracts ... royalties and maiming rights can be disgust discussed ... tossed around like a discus or dunked like a donut at tea time in the cop shop.
Old Crazy will return next week-ish ... a smoke signal will be scent ... sent soon ... in a sentence his stance outlined like the silhouette of the victim at the crime obscene ... if you know what I mean ... yes highly improbable ... but understandably so.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:52 pm

womble, speaking of flying high, the king is dead. RIP Leslie Nielsen a true master of dead pan

fruitbat · Post by **fruitbat** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:12 am

and dont call me shirley

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:38 am

you can't be serious

womble · Post by **womble** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:13 am

I love this one ...

"Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."

The classic ...

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

And ... the most ridiculous one of all ...

Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:10 am

mmmm nice beaver

womble · Post by **womble** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:54 pm

Old Crazy the half arsed has been has been flying high for years ... his daily existence is essentially and existentially a roller-coaster ride playing snakes and ladders on a slippery dip ... all the whilst refusing to accept defeat ... no mean feet ... or feat ... it could be considered a fete worst than death ... but it has a far closer resemblance to side show ally ... as for fate it has to play second fiddle at the fete ... maybe even third after the bearded womans last trombone solo ... as for the first fiddle ... thats a matter of discretion that should be left too Old Crazy ... Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.

Old Crazy has just flapped back into the cold-toast hair port ... touched down like a juggling clown catching an errant throw at the supper bowl ... splash ... super bowl ... crash. Anyway he's down ... that would be a snake ... he's in the carp-ark looking for a ladder to climp back into the slippery-dip ... or a taxi ... call me a cab ... you're a taxi ... aeroplanes can taxi on the runway ... taxis can aquaplane in the rain ... aeroplanes and taxis ... trains planes and automobiles ... John Candy say "high" to Leslie Nielsen for us ... where is Uncle Buck when you need him ... playing cards with John Belushi ... would Joliet Jake Blues please report to the courtesy phone.

Anyway ... hows SUNDAY morning looking down a kneeboard central ... Old Crazy might slip down early ... get up ... fall down ... get up again ... dust himself off and go surfing ... no snakes allowed.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:40 pm

born ready wobbly man, lets see if we can scare up any other punters although the surf will most likely be shitt as per the last excruciatingly long month of northerly's.... climbing the walls, and i've got a brand new quad set and thruster set of c drives to try out, fark