Mutiny and I were thinking

, how about a Carnival cruise line ship with a surf machine on it.
No whining about waves, everyone has the same board, you can bring your own favorite board manufacturer/sponsor stickers to paste on before your turn. Simon can bring a trident sticker.
Surf drunk safely.
Bring your own fans/family.
Go to the casino, bet on yourself, then go straight to your heat.
Shred waves just inches from spectators, bust huge moves, or blow it, and get instant feedback.
Warning to Chayno, bust an air, and you might land on the poop deck and injure someone.
Do a cutback in front of a hot chick, and start a wet T shirt contest, you will receive bonus points!
Event is in international waters so anything goes, super hero underwear, speedo thongs, whatever, chicks will dig it.
One minute heats, three falls and your out.
